Tail Of Two Cities It was the best of times. She was the worst of mimes. I said “Grab me by the Dickens, we’ll be doin’ fine”. In the South of France, She put me in a trance. Got me flyin’ north by the seat of her pants. Ham ram. Thank you, ma’am. Thirty thousand feet over Amsterdam. She was the Tail (Oh, yeah!) The Tail, the Tail of Two Cities. Got love for sale. (Hell, yeah!) Well, I’m the dog and you got the kitty. Cum on! Woof-woof. Back in the USA, I was ready to play. High heels and mini-skirt cummin’ my way. Down in West Virginia, Well, I knew I could win her. Tarmac rockin’, now I’m smooth up in her. Cock pit, rock pit. Lucie gets noisy. Clearin’ me a landing strip just south of Boise! She was the Tail (Oh, yeah!) The Tail, the Tail of Two Cities. Won’t ride the rail. (Hell, no!) I said, “Damn, now ain’t that a pity.” She was the Tail (Oh, yeah!) The Tail, the Tail of Two Cities. I’m on her trail. (Hell, yeah!) From Detroit to Panama City. I got a one-way ticket on the friendly skies. I got her flyin’ first class. Yeah, she’s ridin’ high! Ow! Breakdown: We ain’t cummin’ down. Lovin’ town to town, and city to city. And she’s lookin’ so pretty. Yeah. Come on! So long Hong Kong Holiday Inn. Deadly sin tail spin into Berlin. She was the Tail (Oh, yeah!) The Tail, the Tail of Two Cities. She never fails. (Hell, no!) To get down to the nitty-gritty. No fairy tale. (No way!) No Snow White, no Walter Mitty. She was the Tail (Oh, yeah! ) The Tail, the Tail of Two Cities. The Tail of Two Cities. The Tail of Two Cities. We ain’t cummin’ down. No! Yeah!

XXX Marks The Spot Swashbuckle moose knuckle, get skull and boned. Treasure island, gotta find my chest full of gold. Oh, yeah! Cum on! Long boat, booby hatch, three sheets to the wind. On the hard rum runner lover of sin. You know it! Hoist the flag, harden up, you can’t cut and run. Batten down the hatches ‘cause we’re in for some fun. XXX Marks The Spot Sex (sex) sex. Gimme all you got. XXX Marks The Spot Triple X rated, baby, ready or not. Loose cannon overboard, christen my ship. First mate, peg leg, boat in your slip. Alright! You got it! Gangplank, eye patch, swabbin’ your deck. Capsized jolly boat, we got a shipwreck. Oh no! Musket balls, wheelhouse, pieces of eight. Wanna navigate, baby, into your straights. XXX Marks The Spot Sex (sex) sex. Gimme all you got. XXX Marks The Spot Triple X rated, gotta strike while it’s hot. She got me loaded to the gunwales. And now she’s changing her tack. Yeah, she’s got me in shackles. And there’s no turnin’ back! On no! Here’s a shot across your bow, baby! All hands on deck! Solo Touch and go plankwalk into your dock. Maiden voyage jackstaff- I wanna rock! XXX Marks The Spot Sex (sex) sex. Gimme all you got. XXX Marks The Spot Triple X rated, baby, maybe or not. XXX Marks The Spot Sex (sex) sex. Gimme all you got. XXX Marks The Spot Triple X rated, baby, got me in knots. X. X. X. Sex. Come on! Ah, frigate! .

Hump Day Hump Night Hump Day Hump Night Hump Day. You got me feelin’! I hear your whistle blowin’, I gotta get goin’ outta here. Yeah. Right outta here. Been sittin’ here watchin’ the time. Countin’ down til you’re mine all mine. All mine. Cum on. I ain’t waitin’ for the weekend. No! We’re goin’ all the way. Hump Day Hump Night Hump Day. You got me feelin’ alright. Hump Day Hump Night Hump Day. I just gotta take a bite. Can’t wait to rock you, baby. Give you what you been waitin’ for. And so much more. Take you south for the summer. But never walkin’ out that door. How ‘bout I give you the tour? Ain’t waitin’ for vacation. So get outta my way! Hump Day Hump Night Hump Day. You got me feelin’ alright. Hump Day Hump Night Hump Day. You know you’re feelin’ so tight. Cum on! Oo, baby. Gotta get away. Oo, baby. Can’t stand another day. No waitin’ for tomorrow. Let’s go! Hump Day Hump Night Hump Day. You got me feelin’ alright. Hump Day Hump Night Hump Day. It was lust at first sight. Hump Day Hump Night Hump Day. You got me feelin’ alright. Hump Day Hump Night Hump Day. I just gotta take a bite.

Teacher's Pettin' School bell starts to ring Gym shorts start to cling Phys Ed teacher on my mind. She puts the T&A In the PTA Too much detention you’ll go blind. This ain’t no K to 5 This ain’t no junior high Down here we learn the bump and grind. Yeah yeah yeah yeah Homeroom teacher’s got me sweatin’. ‘Cause when I hear that bell My ego starts to swell Yeah yeah yeah Teacher’s Pettin’. And all the other teacher’s tell me I’m a fool. But they never seen me after school. Don’t want no spring vacation Don’t need no graduation You can keep me back a year I’m about to lose control On dishonor roll. ‘Cause I like bringin’ up the rear. When she gets that ruler out Makes me want to shout She got me grinning ear to ear. Yeah yeah yeah yeah Homeroom teacher’s got me sweatin’. And I do so well I might get expelled Yeah yeah yeah Teacher’s Pettin’. And momma says I gotta play by all the rules. But she ain’t seen me after school. Solo Verse 3: (spoken) Ah, man. I can’t wait for the class reunion. Yeah, I got an “F”, if you know what I mean. Well, I can’t long divide. But I’ll be your study guide. Hop on my bus and take a ride Yeah yeah yeah yeah Homeroom teacher’s got me sweatin’. Everybody’s on recess But I’m cramming for the test Yeah yeah yeah Teacher’s Pettin’. And you can tell me all about the Golden Rule. But I ain’t gonna be nobody’s fool. Yeah yeah yeah yeah Homeroom teacher’s got me sweatin’. Yeah yeah yeah yeah Stayin’ after class cause Teacher’s Pettin’ And now she’s gone and made me lose my cool. I guess I’ll see you in summer school.

Cumm Onn Inn Nice to meat you. Cumm Onn Inn. Right this way. Let the sin begin. Ugh! Headin’ down a back road off highway sixty-nine. Up ahead saw a shinin’ light and a flashin’ “vacant” sign. Standin’ in the doorway, sweet legs lookin’ long. Forget about my wakeup call, it’s time to get it on. Check it out. I’m checkin’ in. And I don’t care if it’s heaven or hell, I’m just playin’ to win. So let me in, baby, you’re makin’ me shout! She said: Cumm Onn Inn, let the sin begin. Cumm Onn Inn, gonna love you limb to limb. At the Cumm Onn Inn, they’ll take you a mile if you give ‘em an inch. At the Cumm Onn Inn. Cum on! You know you gotta let it rip. Cumm Onn! Cum on, baby, let’s shake it up, open up a bottle of wine. Tell the cap “Do not disturb”. Take a message, hold the line. This ain’t no bed and breakfast, this ain’t no Holiday Inn, We got mirrors on the ceiling and a bathtub full of gin. Cum on! Gonna get down. Gotta get up. And I don’t care if I see the morning, never gonna get enough. So break me in, baby, you’re makin’ me shout! Ow! Cumm Onn Inn, let the sin begin. Cumm Onn Inn, you’re gonna take it on the chin. At the Cumm Onn Inn, they’ll take you a mile if you give ‘em an inch. At the Cumm Onn Inn. Cum on! Don’t wanna kiss and tell. But when you ring her bell, She’s gonna get it on. Shake it all night long. Solo (adlibs: Get it, Cum on. Oh yeah.) Ow! You’re makin’ me shout. Yeah! Cumm Onn Inn, let the sin begin. Cumm Onn Inn, I wanna do it all again. At the Cumm Onn Inn, better be ready ‘cause she’ll break you in. At the Cumm Onn Inn. Gonna love you limb to limb. Cumm Onn Inn, let the sin begin. Cumm Onn Inn, you know I got you under my skin. At the Cumm Onn Inn, they’ll take you a mile if you give ‘em an inch. At the Cumm Onn Inn. Yeah! Cumm Onn! Cumm Onn! Inn!

Ball Baring You’re lyin’ here beside me watchin’ the rain come down. Thinkin’ ‘bout the miles ahead. Rememberin’ the roar of the crowd. You know you keep on movin’ when you got a job to do. Don’t want to face it alone. At least tonight I got you. And this is the time I gotta let you go. (oo, oo, oo) There’s something that I gotta show you. Something that you need to know. Don’t look into my eyes when you say that I’m not caring. ‘Cause I’m ball baring. And I don’t wanna hear that lie. ‘Cause we both know the truth is glaring. Yeah. I’m ball baring. Ball baring. Got your letter in the mail today. Shed a tear for what you wrote. Tracing of a middle finger. You didn’t even sign the note. And this is the way you’re gonna to let me go. (oh, oh, oh) Just chiselled it in ice. But there’s a fire down below. Don’t look into my eyes when you say that I’m not caring. ‘Cause I’m ball baring. And I don’t wanna hear that lie. ‘Cause we both know that you’re staring. ‘Cause I’m ball baring. And I’d ride a thousand miles just to see you smile. Now this cowboy’s got a frown. You turned my smile upside down. Solo And I guess there’s nothing more to say. Once you’ve crossed that bridge and you’re going solo. There’s nothing left to follow. No. And this is where I’ve gotta let you go. I showed you everything. Now I’m rollin’ down that road. Don’t look into my eyes when you say that I’m not caring. I’m ball baring. And I don’t wanna hear that lie. ‘Cause we both know that you’re staring. I’m ball baring. Give me one more try! Don’t look into my eyes *You’re lookin’ way too high!* cause you know just what I’m sharing. *Don’t leave me high and dry!* I’m ball baring.

Press The Flesh Yeah. Ow! You got me soaked to my skin. Ugh. You’re the original sin. Gonna play into your hands. Take me to the promised land. Cum on! Shake it up! Shake you down! Shake a leg! (Press!) You gotta Press The Flesh. (Hell, yes!) We’re gonna make a mess. (Press!) We’re gonna Press The Flesh. (Oh, yes!) Never settle for less. Wanna work your skin to the bone. Wanna see you holdin’ your own. Don’t want no bird in the fist. Get ready for this. Break it down! Break it up! Break out! Cum on! (Press!) You gotta Press The Flesh (Hell, yes!) We’re gonna make a mess. (Press!) We’re gonna Press The Flesh. (Oh, yes!) Put you to the test. Let’s make a deal, baby! Solo break. I ain’t blowin kisses, baby. I want you in the palm of my hand. Shake it! Solo. Ow! I got your secret handshake. Cum on! (Press!) You gotta Press The Flesh (Hell, yes!) Never second guess. (Press!) We’re gonna Press The Flesh. (Oh, yes!) Can’t ever take a rest. (Press!) You gotta Press The Flesh *I gotta confess* (Yes!) We’re gonna make a mess. *I like that dress* (Press!) We’re gonna Press The Flesh. (Hell, yes!) Never settle for less. Cum On! Go!

Rock Hard Rock Harder You always say that you want me. But I know you want it for free. Well, I need some motivation While you got me down on my knees. And all I want is to give it all to you. And Rock Hard (Rock Hard) And get Rock Harder. I need to get Rock Hard (Rock Hard) To Rock Harder You say I gotta have patience. “Good things cum when you wait.” But can’t you feel my frustration While I got you laid on my plate. And all I need is to give it all to you. And Rock Hard (Rock Hard) And get Rock Harder. I gotta get Rock Hard (Rock Hard) To Rock Harder. I said Rock Hard (Rock Hard) Rock Harder. You gotta get Rock Hard (Rock Hard) To Rock Harder. Oo, baby. I gotta get deep inside your love. Give you the whole nine yards and never cum apart. Yeah! And Rock Hard! And all I need is to give it all to you. And Rock Hard (Rock Hard) And get Rock Harder. I need to get Rock Hard (Rock Hard) To Rock Harder. (Rock Harder) Rock Hard. Rock Harder. You gotta get Rock Hard (Rock Hard) To Rock Harder.

Slip Of The Tongue (Slip It!) Cum on, baby, there’s a party tonight. Drinkin’ down by the river. (Gonna be alright.) Cold gin, sloe gin, bottle of wine. Quick smoke, big toke. Feelin’ fine. I know for sure. Faster you drink then the faster I score. So bottoms up. Let’s go to town. (Yeah!) Let’s get it up. Let’s burn it down! Do you want it? Do you need it? Cum on! Do you feel it? You want a slip of the tongue. Gonna tee you up, babe. Shoot a hole in one. Just a slip of the tongue. Cum a little closer, girl. We’re gonna have some fun. Cum on, baby, get next to me. I’m flyin’ so high I can barely see. Whiskey. Frisky. Bottle of rum. Gotta rock all night til the feelin’ cums. You know you’re mine. Speeding toward the border gonna cross the line. Never enough. Never turnin’ back. Gonna turn you over, spinnin’ off the track. You know I want it! You know I need it! (Let’s go!) I gotta feel it! You need a slip of the tongue. Drivin’ up your highway, babe, you got me on the run. A little slip of the tongue. Cum a little closer, girl. We’re gonna have some fun. I’m knockin’ at your door. I’ll show you so much more. We’re rockin’ til the crack of dawn. I know it’s wrong but it feels so right. No inhibition, woman. Gonna roll all night! (Oh!) I need a slip of the tongue. I got you in my sights. And I got my gun on stun. Just a slip of the tongue. Cum a little closer, girl. Wanna get you one on one. Cum on! You’ll get a slip of the tongue. Gotta get you all alone, ‘cause you know it’s all or none. A little a slip of the tongue. Keep pourin’ on the cherry pie, we’re gonna have some fun. Ow! Cum on! Slip it!

SPRAY IT DON’T SAY IT You tell me you want me ‘Cause you’ve seen what I got. You tell me you need me to Strike while it’s hot. Well, I don’t need you to tell me what to do. Spray It Don’t Say It Put your money where my mouth is ‘cause I’m ready to taste it. Spray It Don’t Say It tonight. You tell me a story About the bees and the birds. Don’t you know that you bore me, baby, With so many words. I don’t want you to talk the way you do. Spray It Don’t Say It You can scream and shout but there’s no way to fake it. Spray It Don’t Say It all night. Spray It Don’t Say It I’ll bend you over backwards but you know I won’t break it. Spray It Don’t Say It tonight. Spray it! Guitar! More guitar! Spray It Don’t Say It You got a feelin’ cummin’ on, you gotta obey it. Spray It Don’t Say It, it’s alright. Spray It Don’t Say It It’s gettin’ dirty, baby, so you better bidet it. Spray It Don’t Say It tonight. Spray it. Cum on, cum on, cum on, cum on! Spray It Don’t Say It Shakin’ ‘til the break of day, you gotta take it. Spray It Don’t Say It tonight.

Ride The Rocket Blast off! Ow! Three-two-one, the countdown’s on. Payload cummin’ for you. Ten thousand pounds of thrust. Warhead gonna bust. Jet fuel gonna spew. Skin’s tight. First strike. Shoot you with desire. Missile lock. Awe and shock. Cannon ready to fire. Only you can light the fuse. Here’s what you gotta do. Ride. Ride The Rocket. (Ride The Rocket). You gotta Ride. (Ride) Ride The Rocket (Ride The Rocket). Get on. Get your helmet on, the throttle’s gone. Shoot my probe into space. Atomic bomb. Torpedo gun. Heatseeker to your face. Bombsight all night. Gotta go on attack. Black hole. Cruise control. There’s no turnin’ back! Head winds. Strap in. Let’s go! No callin’ ground control. Ride. Ride The Rocket. (Ride The Rocket) You gotta Ride. (Ride) Ride The Rocket. (Ride The Rocket) Strap on! (Guitar solo) Ow! Oh yeah! Only you can light my fuse. Here’s what you gotta, here’s what you gotta, Here’s what you gotta do! Ride. Ride The Rocket. (Ride The Rocket) You gotta Ride. (Ride) Ride The Rocket. (Ride The Rocket) Ow! Ride. Ride The Rocket. (Ride The Rocket) You gotta Ride, (Ride) Ride The Rocket. (Ride The Rocket) Come on! Ride The Rocket. You gotta Ride! Yow!

Abuse It Or Lose It Ow! Yeah. She strut out on the stage, outrageous legs. I got palpitations. I need detonation. She slide on down the pole, I got no control. Train’s at the station. My destination. I, I’m gonna rock you ‘til your dry. Yeah, You know I'm gonna get it. Abuse it or lose it. (Abuse it. Abuse It) Sex, drugs or rock ‘n’roll, I never refuse it. Abuse it or lose it. (Abuse it. Abuse It) You got the bomb, babe. I’m gonna diffuse it. She slide into my room. She make no excuse. She says, Deviation, my occupation. Says, Spread eagle to the wall. The protocol: I give consummation with one stipulation. She said: I, I gotta rock you from behind. Yeah. You're really gonna get it. Abuse it or lose it. (Abuse it. Abuse It) Sex, drugs and rock ‘n’roll, you can't refuse it. Abuse it or lose it. (Abuse it. Abuse It) You gotta take it all. You don't get to choose it. Oo. Ah. Oo. Ah. Oo. Ah. Oo. Ow! Abuse it or lose it. (Abuse it. Abuse It) Sex, drugs and rock ‘n’roll, don't ever refuse it. Abuse it or lose it. (Abuse it. Abuse It) Take what you can get, no matter who spews it. Abuse it or lose it. (Abuse it. Abuse It) Sex, drugs and rock ‘n’roll! (Sex! Drugs!) Abuse it or lose it. (Abuse it or Lose It.) Sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll, don't ever refuse it! Yah! Ow!