Tail Of Two Cities

It was the best of times.
She was the worst of mimes.
I said “Grab me by the Dickens, we’ll be doin’ fine”.

In the South of France,
She put me in a trance.
Got me flyin’ north by the seat of her pants.

Ham ram. Thank you, ma’am.
Thirty thousand feet over Amsterdam.

She was the Tail (Oh, yeah!)
The Tail, the Tail of Two Cities.
Got love for sale. (Hell, yeah!)
Well, I’m the dog and you got the kitty.
Cum on!
Woof-woof.

Back in the USA,
I was ready to play.
High heels and mini-skirt cummin’ my way.

Down in West Virginia,
Well, I knew I could win her.
Tarmac rockin’, now I’m smooth up in her.

Cock pit, rock pit.
Lucie gets noisy.
Clearin’ me a landing strip just south of Boise!

She was the Tail (Oh, yeah!)
The Tail, the Tail of Two Cities.
Won’t ride the rail. (Hell, no!)
I said, “Damn, now ain’t that a pity.”

She was the Tail (Oh, yeah!)
The Tail, the Tail of Two Cities.
I’m on her trail. (Hell, yeah!)
From Detroit to Panama City.

I got a one-way ticket on the friendly skies.
I got her flyin’ first class. Yeah, she’s ridin’ high!
Ow!

Breakdown:
We ain’t cummin’ down.
Lovin’ town to town, and city to city.
And she’s lookin’ so pretty.
Yeah.

Come on!
So long Hong Kong Holiday Inn.
Deadly sin tail spin into Berlin.

She was the Tail (Oh, yeah!)
The Tail, the Tail of Two Cities.
She never fails. (Hell, no!)
To get down to the nitty-gritty.

No fairy tale. (No way!)
No Snow White, no Walter Mitty.
She was the Tail (Oh, yeah! )
The Tail, the Tail of Two Cities.

The Tail of Two Cities.

The Tail of Two Cities.

We ain’t cummin’ down.

No!

Yeah!